Random sh*t

Hello, and welcome to yet another episode of my blog The Collection of Random Things I Thought Was Cool Enough To Take A Picture Of With My iPhone! Hope you guys loved the Nature tab, if not...that's cool too, no biggie. You've just stumbled to the Random sh*t tab, where basically I will be showing you a bunch of random stuff that kinda represents who I am and the things I do. Sounds cool? Yeah? Awesome, check out some photographs.

FOOD?! Yes, please. These are a collection of some of my favorite foods. Nomnomnomnom..

 I FUCKING LOVE MAC AND CHEESE AND ARIZONA TEA. It's literally my favorite things to eat, I'd stock up on a lifetime supply of this stuff if I could. When the zombie apocalypse occurs (and I'm sure it will) I'm gonna go out and hunt this stuff down.

 Hawaiian BBQ Pizza from Papa Johns. Order it. Now. Best pizza you'll ever ingest. 

 Breakfast foods are my fav. Hands down the best foods ever. (I broke that bowl 5 minutes after eating out of it..)

I tend to pour soda into empty jelly or pickle jars, been doing it since I was a kid. Makes me feel mor distinguished. Or country. 

This is me being a badass. The sign said "No Standing" and I was all like "YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU'RE A SIGN NOT A COP!!" So I taught it a lesson. (balancing on that was probably one of the hardest things ever)

There's this statue outside of one of the academic buildings on campus called the Self-Made Man. It's pretty cool. But it could be cooler. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and make it epic.

Another statue joke. Outside of the Student Union there's this statue of a guy and his chick and they seem to be walking up this spiral stone staircase, so I decided to be a dumbass and come up there with them. After all, three's company!

 (when you're on top of it, you can literally feel the statue vibrate and wave from side to side. Scary)

One day, being adventurous, my girlfriend and I managed to stumble upon this epic room where anybody can come in and paint on the walls. 

 BEST PICTURE IN THAT ENTIRE ROOM, HANDS DOWN. CALVIN AND FREAKIN HOBBES.

 If I could be a master of anything in this world, ANYTHING, it would definitely be this. I'd sit here for hours just making music, in peace. Maybe I'll learn to play before I die. 

What I'm about to show you is a very embarrassing item in which I hold very near and dear to my heart.

 This was my phone from Freshment year to Junior year in high school (went to a BlackBerry for my Senior year). This phone is damn near indestructible. It's even been dropped in a pool and still worked like a charm. Couldn't receive or take pictures or play music and had only one game (snake) but this phone was my life for 3 years (peep the antenna). I managed to take this phone and text in public WITH PRIDE! But it's cool, because the same people that laughed at this brick of a phone are the same ones that wish they had my iPhone now. Pew-pew, take that, haters.

So for our 3-monthaversary, my girlfriend hid little notes in various objects in my room. I love that girl, you guys. 

 See these Vans? Smeared with paint, holes in various place and whatnot? I wear these shoes almost every day with pride. You can keep you Jordans or Sperry's and whatnot, I'll just keep on wearing these buddies that's been with me through parties, concerts, and close-call-runaways.

 FIRST CONCERT EVER!!! So there's a rapper named Mac Miller who happens to be one of my favorite artists who has a tour called the Macadelic tour. He's going to like 20 different schools across the nation to promote his new mixtape Macadelic and UNC-Charlotte is one of those schools! Never been to a concert, so this is HUGE to me. Problem is, I'm a college student, which means I have no money to call my own, so I just accepted the fact that I would not see Mac Miller live.

So one day, I went to the library to study up with one of my friends. I'm sitting there by myself and some chick comes up to me and goes "Want free Mac tickets?!" and I'm all like "HELL YEYAHH!!" All I had to do was add her on Facebook so she can invite to the concert, then I had to spam all my friends and invite them to the concert, and BAM I'm singing along to my favorite songs like The Spins and Knock Knock and Best Day Ever. I took my girlfriend and we both had the time of our lives at our very first concert. It was awesome (and free, which is even more awesome).

(Mac gained alotta weight..)